I know it’s him. Clearly I just witnessed him open the door with the brute energy of a man whose time is being needlessly wasted on something he had previously consented and arranged. Now, the serenity of patience has been drowned in the myriad of details required to bring this operation into fruition. A fragile layer of fukashima atomic waste lingers in his anger, providing a distinctive line between bullshit and reality. The spectacle of theatrics conceals the fury in his laughter. The gore drips off the chalice as the blade sears through the flesh. It’s way too early in the morning to put up with any of this.
The wooden side gate slowly opens and some guy I don’t know was giving me the “welcome…introduction…” speech. This guy sounds like a human resource manager giving a job orientation speech. He finally introduces himself as Paul, but he’s really Giovanni Rigsby retarted cousin. After waiting a several minutes under the blinding scorching sun, we walk into the garage. The room is enveloped by the void of light, darkness devours our vision. No one spoke. The walls began to rumble from the overbearing silent tension. Each fragmented second interrupted the previous motion of awkward. Nervously spoken words drenched in anxiety and uttered with regret. The fear will not allow him to simply save his breath.
I know I said I would help you but something came up and now I can’t. Ok? I’m sorry but shit happens ok! I know I told you to come down so I’ll give you something for has, but it ain’t gonna be much either unless you’re lookin to buy then you can get what you want.
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. With the calculated prescison of a surgical ballet, I watched as Jonny destroyed a man in seconds with nothing but a simple phrase. The air became stale as this guy began to shrink right before me eyes, the confusion in his eyes Oxygen deprived. Stumbling for a thought suffocating for a word, he finally collapse into repeating evrything he just heard.
“And you?” He says to me “you came for what again?” I feel the urgency behind his stance. What some people forget, and I too am guilty of this condition, we are spoiled in friendship but we are disciplined as customers. The red carpet treatment should be viewed as a gift and not an expectation. I quickly reply “weed, I just need weed” now I understand why he had me wait. This particular transaction I am Paul the client , not Paul the friend. It makes more sense to deal with all your clients at once rather than frantically going back and forth each time. “Ok, here you go” I reach into my wallet for Two Amdrew Jackson’s and one Alexander Hamilton.
I walk away towards my car and glance over my shoulder. That guy Paul still hasnt said a single word since Jon came down and slapped him around. He was in such a great mood and couldn’t be happier to be there. Whatever he had planned, it was going to be the best day ever….and then, it wasn’t.